Dear Ms. Hawkins,
Please come and get your son. Our friend who shall remain nameless is coveting your child Chris. Joan and I were in the process of staging an intervention, but then 106 & Park aired his new video "Take You Down" and all hell broke loose. Some of the moves your son did were reminiscent of a young Bobby Brown when he performed "Roni." Therefore we offered Bobby aka "The King of R &B" as a substitute since he is closer to her age, but she declined. At this point we are just going to have to let the chips fall as they may.
Please tell Chris' bodyguard to be gentle..she's harmless
Shakara & Joan
Thursday, April 3, 2008
From a concerned (future) parent to another.....
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2 comments:
Okay, this really doesn't make any sense...I'm totally "In-LUST" with this little boy...OMG, this is really making me reminisce about being a young girl in the '80s falling more in love each time I saw a New Edition video or heard their song. The only problem is now, I'm gonna dream about Chris Brown :-}
S.
lmao
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