From a concerned (future) parent to another.....

Dear Ms. Hawkins,
Please come and get your son. Our friend who shall remain nameless is coveting your child Chris. Joan and I were in the process of staging an intervention, but then 106 & Park aired his new video "Take You Down" and all hell broke loose. Some of the moves your son did were reminiscent of a young Bobby Brown when he performed "Roni." Therefore we offered Bobby aka "The King of R &B" as a substitute since he is closer to her age, but she declined. At this point we are just going to have to let the chips fall as they may.

Please tell Chris' bodyguard to be gentle..she's harmless


Shakara & Joan

Crushin' Part Deux! I've Fallin' And I Can't Get Up!

Seriously, I can't take this $&*@, somebody is going to have to save me. I'm feeling like in any minute Chris Hansen is going to jump out the closet on me and tell me that I'm on Dateline's "Catch a Predator"!



Take me higher Lord! (I heart B. Scott!)
JI

Crushin' Age Ain't Nothing But A Number Version: Chris Brown

What I'm going to need Chris Brown to do is put his clothes on...'cause an old woman can't take this temptation! I mean, the dudes weren't looking this scrumptious when I was 18...I've been cheated!

JI

source: chrisbrownonline